Kat by name, cat by nature.
Sleep all day, then.. well, sleep all night.
"I have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. So how should I presume? "
1 hour ago with 312,955 notes
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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

3 hours ago with 145,619 notes

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

6 hours ago with 126,884 notes

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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7 hours ago with 3,057 notes
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iblamebuckybarnes:

god i miss ash

7 hours ago with 217,490 notes
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Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron

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dont yell at me

travelersunite:

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

  • dont
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

Even if you slightly raise your voice or sound upset i will consider it yelling

9 hours ago with 310,815 notes

green-eyed-rising-demon:

callurn:

timeladyonthetardis:

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

i love how you felt the need to add your age there

Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least

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9 hours ago with 169,635 notes

killersbabe:

amandy-chan:

You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.

 x

9 hours ago with 712,741 notes

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

9 hours ago with 12,654 notes

sherlockstuff:

He even makes riding an escalator look hot. Meanwhile, John’s looking around like a little kid.

9 hours ago with 297,591 notes
madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit